FIDO/Internet Abbreviations

AAMOF       - As A Matter Of Fact (Как факт)                                  
ADN         - Any Day Now (Теперь в любое время)                              
AFAIK       - As Far As I Know (Насколько мне известно)                       
AISI        - As I See It                                                     
AKA         - Also Known As (Еще известен как)                                
AMF         - Adios Muthafukka (Прощай, с%кин сын)                            
ANFAWFOS    - And Now For A Word From Our Sponsor (А теперь слово нашему      
спонсору)                                                                     
AS          - Another Subject                                                 
ASAP/ASAFP  - As Soon As Possible (насколько это возможно)                    
              As Soon As [*CENSORED*] Possible                                
ATSL        - Along The Same Line                                             
AWGTHTGTTA  - Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Again?                  
AWGTHTGTATA - Are We Going To Have To Go Through ALL ThisAgain?               
                                                                              
BBS    - Bulletin Board System                                                
BCNU   - Bee Seein' You                                                       
BFD    - big fucking deal                                                     
BICBW  - But I Could Be Wrong                                                 
BNF    - Big Name Fan                                                         
BOLTOP - better on lips than on paper                                         
BOT    - Back On Topic                                                        
BPN    - bloody public nuisance                                               
BRGRDS - Best regards                                                         
BTW    - By The Way                                                           
BURMA  - be undressed ready my angel                                          
                                                                              
CU   - See You                                                                
CUL  - Catch You Later                                                        
       See You Later                                                          
CUSP - Commonly Used System Program                                           
CWYL - Chat With You Later                                                    
CYA  - Sover Your Arse                                                        
                                                                              
DARFC    - Ducks & Runs For Cover                                             
DDD      - Direct Distance Dial (i.e. the phone system)                       
DIIK     - Damned If I Know                                                   
DILLIGAF - Do I Look Like I Give A [*CENSORED*]!                              
DTFM     - Dialing Tone, Multi Frequency (i.e. Touch Tone(c))                 
DWIM     - Do What I Mean                                                     
                                                                              
EMFBI - Excuse Me For Butting In                                              
                                                                              
FAFWOA  - For A Friend WithOut Access.                                        
FAQ     - Frequently Asked Questions                                          
FITB    - Fill In The Blank                                                   
FLT     - Fermat's Last Tigger. (Well, it can't be theorem...)                
FOAD    - Fuck Off And Die                                                    
freq    - file request                                                        
FROPPED - Fucking Dropped                                                     
FTASB   - Faster Than A Speeding Bullet                                       
FTL     - Faster Than Light                                                   
FUBAR   - Fouled Up Beyond All Repaire                                        
FWIW    - For What It's Worth                                                 
FYBITS  - Fuck Your, Buddy, I'm The Sysop                                     
FYFAS   - fuck yourself for a start                                           
FYI     - For Your Information                                                
                                                                              
         - a grin                                                          
         - a big grin                                                      
GAFIA       - Get Away From It All                                            
GD&R        - Grinning, Ducking & Running (usually left at the end of a       
digging message)                                                              
GFAK        - Go Fly A Kite                                                   
GFY         - Go Fuck Yourself                                                
GIWIST      - Gee I Wish I'd Said That                                        
GJOACYSPOCD - Go Jump Of A Cliff You Smelly Pile Of Camel Dung                
(actually this one is not very common at all)                                 
GROK        - As in "I GROK" means thorough understanding. From R.A.Heinlin   
                                                                              
HHOK      - Ha Ha Only Kidding                                                
HHO 1/2 K - Ha Ha Only Half Kidding                                           
HHTYAY    - Happy Holidays To You And Yours                                   
HTH       - Hope this Helps!                                                  
HUA       - Heads Up [*CENSORED*]                                             
                                                                              
IAAL          - I Am A Lawyer                                                 
IAC           - In Any Case                                                   
IANAL         - I Am Not A Lawyer                                             
IC            - I See                                                         
IITYWISWYBMAD - If I Tell You What It Says, Will You Buy Me A Drink           
IITYWTMWYKM   - If I Tell You What This Means Will You Kiss Me?               
IITYWIMWYBMAD - If I Tell You What It Means Will You Buy Me A Drink?          
ILSHIBAMF     - I Laughed So Hard I Broke All My Furniture!                   
ILUVM         - I love your very much                                         
IMCAO         - It's My Completely Arrogant Outlook. (Use for attracting      
flames)                                                                       
IMCO          - In My Considered Opinion                                      
IMHO          - In My Humble Opinion                                          
IMNSHO        - In My Not So Humble Opinion                                   
IMO           - In My Opinion                                                 
INPO          - In No Particular Order                                        
IOW           - In Other Words                                                
IRL           - In Real Life                                                  
ISBAB         - In Should have Bougth A Book                                  
ITALY         - I trust and love your                                         
ITSFWI        - If The Shoe Fits, Wear It                                     
                                                                              
JIC  - Just In Case                                                           
JSNM - Just Stark Naked Magic                                                 
                                                                              
KNYF - Know How You Feel                                                      
KOW  - Knock On Wood                                                          
                                                                              
L8r     - Later                                                               
LAB&TYD - Life's A Bitch & Then You Die                                       
LABEL   - Local Acronym-Bearing Expressive LABEL.                             
LAGNAF  - Let's All Get Naked And [*CENSORED*]                                
LLTA    - Lots and Lots of Thunderous (or Thundering)Applause                 
LMD     - Lamers Must Die                                                     
LOL     - Laughing Out Loud                                                   
LSD     - Unix BSD                                                            
LTIP    - Laughing Til I Puke                                                 
LTNT    - Long Time, No type                                                  
                                                                              
M$   - Microsoft                                                              
MIME - Multy-purpose Internet Mail Extensions                                 
MYOB - Mind Your Own Business                                                 
                                                                              
NBFD     - No Big Fucking Deal                                                
NFW      - No [*CENSORED*] Way!!                                              
NABRWICH - Nicker And Be Ready When I Come Home                               
NORWICH  - nickers off ready when I come home                                 
NSF/NSM  - No such file / No such memory                                      
NSDA     - Non-Self-Descriptive Acronym.                                      
NTYMI    - Now That You Mention It                                            
                                                                              
OAUS        - On An Unrelated Subject                                         
OATUS       - On A Totally Unrelated Subject                                  
OFTPATHIRIO - Oh Fuck This Place And The Horse It Rode In Oh!                 
OIC         - Oh, I See                                                       
ONNA        - Oh No, Not Again                                                
ONNTA       - Oh No, Not This Agai                                            
OOTC        - Obligatory On-Topic Comment                                     
OOTQ        - Out Of The Question                                             
OTOH        - On The Other Hand                                               
OTOOH       - On The Other Other Hand                                         
OTTOMH      - Off The Top Of My Head                                          
OWTTE       - Or Words To That Effect                                         
                                                                              
PEP      - Privacy Enhanced Mail                                              
PFM      - Pure Fucking Magic                                                 
PGP      - Pretty Good Privacy                                                
PITA     - Pain In The Arse                                                   
PMJI     - Pardon My Jumping In                                               
POTS     - Plain Old Telephone Service                                        
POV      - Point Of View                                                      
PPP      - Petty Pet Peeve                                                    
PPTSPAHS - Please Pass The Salt, Pepper and Hot Sauce                         
                                                                              
RMS      - Read The Manual, Sir  (from the military)                          
ROFL     - Rolling On Floor Laughing!                                         
ROFLGO   - Rolling On Floor Laughing Guts Out!                                
ROFLASTC - Rolling On Floor Laughing And Scaring The Cat!                     
ROTELMAO - Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Arse Off                          
ROTF     - Rolling On The Floor                                               
ROTFL    - Roll On The Floor, Laughing                                        
RSN      - Real Soon Now                                                      
RTBM     - Read The Bloody Manual                                             
RTFAQ    - Read the FAQ!                                                      
RTFB     - Read The Fucking Binary                                            
RTFM     - Read The Freaking Manual!                                          
         - Read The Friggin' Manual!                                          
         - Read The Flaming  Manual!                                          
         - Read The Farging  Manual!                                          
         - Read The Fershlugginer Manual!                                     
         - Read The [*CENSORED*] Manual!                                      
         - Read The [*CENSORED*] Mathematical-text                            
RTFS     - Read The Fucking Source                                            
RYFM     - Read Your [*CENSORED*] Manual!                                     
SAMFY     - self-adjusting military fuck-up                                   
SF        - Science Fiction                                                   
          - Speculative Fantasy                                               
SICS      - Sitting In Chair Snickering                                       
SIMCA     - Sitting In My Chair, Amused                                       
SNAFU     - Situation Normal, All Fouled Up                                   
SnailMail - The U.S. Postal Service                                           
SNEFU     - Situation normal evrything fucked up                              
s'n'f     - shopping and fucking                                              
SOGOTP    - shit or get off the pot                                           
SOI       - Stunk On Ice                                                      
SOL       - Shit Out of Luck                                                  
SOS       - Same old shit                                                     
          - Shit On a shingle                                                 
SOW       - Speaking Of Which                                                 
SWAK      - Sealed with a kiss                                                
SWALK     - Sealed with a loving kiss                                         
SysOp     - System Operator                                                   
                                                                              
TANJ      - There Ain't No Justice   (Niven)                                  
TANSTAAFL - There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch (Heinlein)              
TANSTASQ  - There Ain't No Such Thing As a Spupid Question                    
TFTHAOT   - Thanx For The Help Ahead Of Time                                  
TGAL      - Think Globally, Act Locally                                       
tho       - though                                                            
TIA       - Thanks In Advance                                                 
TINWIS    - That Is Not What I Said                                           
TLA       - Three Letter Acronym                                              
TLGR      - ????                                                              
TNHD      - ????                                                              
TOBAL     - There Oughta Be A Law                                             
TOBG      - This Oughta Be Good                                               
TPTB      - The Powers That Be                                                
TTBOMK    - To The Best Of My Knowledge                                       
TTFN      - Ta Ta For Now                                                     
TTUL      - Talk To You Later                                                 
TTYL      - Talk To You Later                                                 
tx        - thanks                                                            
                                                                              
UBD'd - You be damned                                                         
                                                                              
WBR          - With Best Regards                                              
WBW          - With Best Wishes                                               
WDYMBT       - What Do (or Did) You Mean By That?                             
WGAS         - Who Gives A [*CENSORED*]?!                                     
WMMOWS       - Wash My Mouth Out With Soap!                                   
WTF          - What the Fuck                                                  
WTH          - What the Heck                                                  
WYLABOCTGWTR - Would You Like A Bowl Of Cream To Go With ThatRemark?          
WYLASOMWTC   - Would You Like A Saucer Of Milk With ThatComment?              
WYSIWIG      - Whats You See Is Whats You'se Gets                             
                                                                              
XYZ - examine your zipper                                                     
                                                                              
YA...  - Yet Another ...                                                      
YAOTM  - Yet Another Off-Topic Message                                        
YAT    - Yet Another TLA (see TLA)                                            
YGLT   - You're Gonna Love This                                               
YKYARW - You Know You're A Redneck When                                       
                                                                              
ZMH - Zone Mail Hour                                                          
                                                                              

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