AAMOF - As A Matter Of Fact (Как факт)
ADN - Any Day Now (Теперь в любое время)
AFAIK - As Far As I Know (Насколько мне известно)
AISI - As I See It
AKA - Also Known As (Еще известен как)
AMF - Adios Muthafukka (Прощай, с%кин сын)
ANFAWFOS - And Now For A Word From Our Sponsor (А теперь слово нашему
спонсору)
AS - Another Subject
ASAP/ASAFP - As Soon As Possible (насколько это возможно)
As Soon As [*CENSORED*] Possible
ATSL - Along The Same Line
AWGTHTGTTA - Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Again?
AWGTHTGTATA - Are We Going To Have To Go Through ALL ThisAgain?
BBS - Bulletin Board System
BCNU - Bee Seein' You
BFD - big fucking deal
BICBW - But I Could Be Wrong
BNF - Big Name Fan
BOLTOP - better on lips than on paper
BOT - Back On Topic
BPN - bloody public nuisance
BRGRDS - Best regards
BTW - By The Way
BURMA - be undressed ready my angel
CU - See You
CUL - Catch You Later
See You Later
CUSP - Commonly Used System Program
CWYL - Chat With You Later
CYA - Sover Your Arse
DARFC - Ducks & Runs For Cover
DDD - Direct Distance Dial (i.e. the phone system)
DIIK - Damned If I Know
DILLIGAF - Do I Look Like I Give A [*CENSORED*]!
DTFM - Dialing Tone, Multi Frequency (i.e. Touch Tone(c))
DWIM - Do What I Mean
EMFBI - Excuse Me For Butting In
FAFWOA - For A Friend WithOut Access.
FAQ - Frequently Asked Questions
FITB - Fill In The Blank
FLT - Fermat's Last Tigger. (Well, it can't be theorem...)
FOAD - Fuck Off And Die
freq - file request
FROPPED - Fucking Dropped
FTASB - Faster Than A Speeding Bullet
FTL - Faster Than Light
FUBAR - Fouled Up Beyond All Repaire
FWIW - For What It's Worth
FYBITS - Fuck Your, Buddy, I'm The Sysop
FYFAS - fuck yourself for a start
FYI - For Your Information
- a grin
- a big grin
GAFIA - Get Away From It All
GD&R - Grinning, Ducking & Running (usually left at the end of a
digging message)
GFAK - Go Fly A Kite
GFY - Go Fuck Yourself
GIWIST - Gee I Wish I'd Said That
GJOACYSPOCD - Go Jump Of A Cliff You Smelly Pile Of Camel Dung
(actually this one is not very common at all)
GROK - As in "I GROK" means thorough understanding. From R.A.Heinlin
HHOK - Ha Ha Only Kidding
HHO 1/2 K - Ha Ha Only Half Kidding
HHTYAY - Happy Holidays To You And Yours
HTH - Hope this Helps!
HUA - Heads Up [*CENSORED*]
IAAL - I Am A Lawyer
IAC - In Any Case
IANAL - I Am Not A Lawyer
IC - I See
IITYWISWYBMAD - If I Tell You What It Says, Will You Buy Me A Drink
IITYWTMWYKM - If I Tell You What This Means Will You Kiss Me?
IITYWIMWYBMAD - If I Tell You What It Means Will You Buy Me A Drink?
ILSHIBAMF - I Laughed So Hard I Broke All My Furniture!
ILUVM - I love your very much
IMCAO - It's My Completely Arrogant Outlook. (Use for attracting
flames)
IMCO - In My Considered Opinion
IMHO - In My Humble Opinion
IMNSHO - In My Not So Humble Opinion
IMO - In My Opinion
INPO - In No Particular Order
IOW - In Other Words
IRL - In Real Life
ISBAB - In Should have Bougth A Book
ITALY - I trust and love your
ITSFWI - If The Shoe Fits, Wear It
JIC - Just In Case
JSNM - Just Stark Naked Magic
KNYF - Know How You Feel
KOW - Knock On Wood
L8r - Later
LAB&TYD - Life's A Bitch & Then You Die
LABEL - Local Acronym-Bearing Expressive LABEL.
LAGNAF - Let's All Get Naked And [*CENSORED*]
LLTA - Lots and Lots of Thunderous (or Thundering)Applause
LMD - Lamers Must Die
LOL - Laughing Out Loud
LSD - Unix BSD
LTIP - Laughing Til I Puke
LTNT - Long Time, No type
M$ - Microsoft
MIME - Multy-purpose Internet Mail Extensions
MYOB - Mind Your Own Business
NBFD - No Big Fucking Deal
NFW - No [*CENSORED*] Way!!
NABRWICH - Nicker And Be Ready When I Come Home
NORWICH - nickers off ready when I come home
NSF/NSM - No such file / No such memory
NSDA - Non-Self-Descriptive Acronym.
NTYMI - Now That You Mention It
OAUS - On An Unrelated Subject
OATUS - On A Totally Unrelated Subject
OFTPATHIRIO - Oh Fuck This Place And The Horse It Rode In Oh!
OIC - Oh, I See
ONNA - Oh No, Not Again
ONNTA - Oh No, Not This Agai
OOTC - Obligatory On-Topic Comment
OOTQ - Out Of The Question
OTOH - On The Other Hand
OTOOH - On The Other Other Hand
OTTOMH - Off The Top Of My Head
OWTTE - Or Words To That Effect
PEP - Privacy Enhanced Mail
PFM - Pure Fucking Magic
PGP - Pretty Good Privacy
PITA - Pain In The Arse
PMJI - Pardon My Jumping In
POTS - Plain Old Telephone Service
POV - Point Of View
PPP - Petty Pet Peeve
PPTSPAHS - Please Pass The Salt, Pepper and Hot Sauce
RMS - Read The Manual, Sir (from the military)
ROFL - Rolling On Floor Laughing!
ROFLGO - Rolling On Floor Laughing Guts Out!
ROFLASTC - Rolling On Floor Laughing And Scaring The Cat!
ROTELMAO - Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Arse Off
ROTF - Rolling On The Floor
ROTFL - Roll On The Floor, Laughing
RSN - Real Soon Now
RTBM - Read The Bloody Manual
RTFAQ - Read the FAQ!
RTFB - Read The Fucking Binary
RTFM - Read The Freaking Manual!
- Read The Friggin' Manual!
- Read The Flaming Manual!
- Read The Farging Manual!
- Read The Fershlugginer Manual!
- Read The [*CENSORED*] Manual!
- Read The [*CENSORED*] Mathematical-text
RTFS - Read The Fucking Source
RYFM - Read Your [*CENSORED*] Manual!
SAMFY - self-adjusting military fuck-up
SF - Science Fiction
- Speculative Fantasy
SICS - Sitting In Chair Snickering
SIMCA - Sitting In My Chair, Amused
SNAFU - Situation Normal, All Fouled Up
SnailMail - The U.S. Postal Service
SNEFU - Situation normal evrything fucked up
s'n'f - shopping and fucking
SOGOTP - shit or get off the pot
SOI - Stunk On Ice
SOL - Shit Out of Luck
SOS - Same old shit
- Shit On a shingle
SOW - Speaking Of Which
SWAK - Sealed with a kiss
SWALK - Sealed with a loving kiss
SysOp - System Operator
TANJ - There Ain't No Justice (Niven)
TANSTAAFL - There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch (Heinlein)
TANSTASQ - There Ain't No Such Thing As a Spupid Question
TFTHAOT - Thanx For The Help Ahead Of Time
TGAL - Think Globally, Act Locally
tho - though
TIA - Thanks In Advance
TINWIS - That Is Not What I Said
TLA - Three Letter Acronym
TLGR - ????
TNHD - ????
TOBAL - There Oughta Be A Law
TOBG - This Oughta Be Good
TPTB - The Powers That Be
TTBOMK - To The Best Of My Knowledge
TTFN - Ta Ta For Now
TTUL - Talk To You Later
TTYL - Talk To You Later
tx - thanks
UBD'd - You be damned
WBR - With Best Regards
WBW - With Best Wishes
WDYMBT - What Do (or Did) You Mean By That?
WGAS - Who Gives A [*CENSORED*]?!
WMMOWS - Wash My Mouth Out With Soap!
WTF - What the Fuck
WTH - What the Heck
WYLABOCTGWTR - Would You Like A Bowl Of Cream To Go With ThatRemark?
WYLASOMWTC - Would You Like A Saucer Of Milk With ThatComment?
WYSIWIG - Whats You See Is Whats You'se Gets
XYZ - examine your zipper
YA... - Yet Another ...
YAOTM - Yet Another Off-Topic Message
YAT - Yet Another TLA (see TLA)
YGLT - You're Gonna Love This
YKYARW - You Know You're A Redneck When
ZMH - Zone Mail Hour